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DO NOT CAUSE PAIN

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DO NOT CAUSE PAIN.


I FEEL LIKE I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE TO USE THIS LINE FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. JUST SAYIN.

stolen meme

1. Open a music player.
2. Go to 'all music'/'library'.
3. Hit shuffle/repeat/randomize.
4. Find photos of the first 10 artists/bands that come up (no repeats and no cheating).
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are.

Some of these should be pretty easy, some of them I didn't even know... I know most of them though.

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HOW DOES THIS EXIST




The even more baffling part:

IT'S PART OF A SERIES.

http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

(Yes, you read that URL right.)



P.S. DID STALIN STEAL HOUSE'S VICODIN?

P.P.S. This just in:

Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?


Three short clowns dancing in a circle holding hands. they have that pointy curly hair with the bald spot in the middle, like Krusty or the pointy haired boss in Dilbert.

problem

I can feel my teeth. It bothers me. I don't mean like I can touch them. I can feel individual little grains of sugar between my teeth. And when I close my teeth I feel my bottom row of teeth with the top row. And the air.
DEAR LIME,

BRIAN WILSON.


AND NOW YOU KNOW.








 
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I am helpful. :D
SO. I made up a game while I was in the kitchen stirring pasta. I don't even know why, a couple of them just sprang into my head. It's sort of like Shiritori (I think there's an English version but I can't place the name... I'm more used to Shiritori because we played it in my old Japanese class.
HOWEVER.
This version consists of blending country names... with people. (I didn't use Chad or Jordan because, lame. I also resisted the temptation of El Salvador Dali.)

Here's some of mine:

Argentina Turner
Bolivia Newton-John
Rwanda Sykes
Morocco's Modern Life
Kazakhstanley Kubrick
Liberihanna
Mali Ringwald
Andora the Explorer
Mexiconan O'Brien
Nigeraldo Riviera
Nepal McCartney
Guamé Kilpatrick (Might only make sense to us since we're from Michigan haha)
PeruPaul
Ukrainn Wilson
Zimbabwayne Gretzky
Taiwan Peron (Taijuan?)
Qatarzan
Singapore Richard's Almanac
Syrias Black
Azerbaijanet Jackson


And I was IMing these with zestylime, here's some of my favorites she came up with:
Congoleeza Rice
T-Spain
Cameroon Diaz
Columbea Arthur
Hungary Oldman
Iraquel Welch
Greece Witherspoon
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: Ghana Montana


Got any more?
So today I woke up to a knock on the door, and thinking, "Oh, that must be the package I'm expecting!" I hurried to the door, pulling pants on as I ran. While my pants were still half-up, the door OPENED. And some dude from the apartment building waltzed in. With three guys behind him. I guess they called Toby and he said it was okay if they showed some people the apartment (we're moving out next month). I WISH THEY HAD CALLED ME SEEING AS I AM THE ONLY ONE PRESENTLY IN THE APARTMENT. THANKS.

And I missed the delivery. They said they were going to come from 2-5, they came at least before noon. Booo. Now I have to drive downtown to get it.

I WANT MY UKULELE D:



In other news, I started drawing again and HOLY CRAP it's hard now! I am so out of practice. I'm like, NOSES, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS.

I've managed to get straight-on and profile faces working okay again - next stop, dynamic poses and angles. (Something tells me this next step will take longer than step one). Seriously omg I am never going more than a week without drawing again. It sucks trying to draw something and it comes out a million times worse than the picture in your head.

Also: People who make drawing tutorials who can't draw should be smacked. Are they for real?

I need to go get groceries but that's so... not in my house.


Ahahahaa the subtitles kill me.

"WHAT A STRANGE TRICK."




My sleep schedule is so fucked hahaha. I went to Harry Potter midnight showing and the theatre decided to BREAK, so it wound up being delayed til slightly after one am. They offered comp tickets after the show but when I got out it was almost 4am already and I had to get up for work at 6am. So fuck that, there was already a theatreful of people in line from the OTHER theatre that broke. So then I slept two hours, got up and worked, and wound up getting really sleep-deprived hyper, so I couldn't get myself to go back to sleep after work. Wound up calling around til I found the only nearby comic book store open at 10 am, drove out there and got the new X-Factor (which, sadly, didn't have any more Rictor and Shatterstar except what was already in the posted previews. BOO.) I eventually went to sleep at 1 or 2 pm, then slept til 8:30ish. Then I wound up going to hang out with a friend at 3am because we'd both slept all day and were still awake. I managed to successfully get back home at 5:30ish without my mom waking up and freaking out at me hahaha. Then I slept til noon... so I'm sort of back on track. I really should try and get on a sleep schedule that doesn't alternate days between waking up at 6am then noon the next day, though.

Friday I have a fasting appointment at the doctor to check for hypoglycemia. It's gonna be a ball of fun doing morning work without being able to eat or drink anything... I have work from 7 to 10 and the appointment at 11. I hope my mom is driving me because I'm not going to trust myself to drive. Half the time before I eat in the morning I can't even stand up without getting a rush of dizziness and blacked out vision. Which I think is on the list of "How not to drive."

comic geekery and stuff

Things of the recent:

1) I continue to need a haircut badly. SPLIT ENDS ARE CONSUMING MY HEAD.

2) Ryan Reynolds was cast as Hal Jordan in Green Lantern. Reasons I disapprove:
-He'd make a better Kyle
-HE'S ALREADY DEADPOOL
-THIS BETTER NOT INTERFERE WITH HIM MAKING A DEADPOOL MOVIE
-If he's gonna play for both teams, HE SHOULD PLAY FLASH. Not GL.

3) I have been drinking waaay too much caffeine lately. Looking forward to the caf headaches when I run out of money for coffee and soda. But it helps me be awake at the right times of day.

4) Time for more geeking out over Rictor and Shatterstar! Page from the upcoming issue: http://comicbookresources.com/prev_img.php?pid=3025&pg=2 I like how it's just like, "Yep, still makin' out. And now back to Cortex with your regularly scheduled plot progression."

Also, apparently excitement kills brain cells. When I found out the new X-Factor issue was due out Wednesday, my first thought was OH SHIT I GOTTA GET BACK TO LANSING SO I CAN GO GET IT FROM 21ST CENTURY COMICS. After a slight delay, I realized, it is possible and in fact likely that there are comic book stores in the metro Detroit area. Which requires a teeny bit less gas. (There aren't actually any in my city as far as I can tell, though. Looks like I'll be going a couple towns over.)



5) I went to a show of zydeco music. One of the dudes was playing the washboard, and had a wearable washboard. I thought it made him look like he was a bad 50's sci-fi movie robot. So I just pretended he was being the resident dancing robot instead of actually playing in instrument. He looked like Steve Buscemi. And hey, if I were designing a robot, I would totally make it look like Steve Buscemi wearing a washboard. Just sayin'.

(random picture of dude with washboard, not the same guy)